{"product_id":"sweary-greeting-cards","title":"Sweary Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe get it. The world is on fire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you journal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you jog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome days you pour a glass of wine, grab a card that says EVERYBODY SUCKS, and embrace the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis unapologetically honest set of 8 greeting cards was created for people who are fresh out of \"we go high\" energy. Inside, you'll find a collection of delightfully inappropriate, brutally honest typographic cards for those pent-up, burnt-out, over-it moods we usually reserve for our shrinks and besties.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're sending a perfectly timed HELL NO, sharing a little emotional support with a fellow exhausted human, or simply stocking your desk with emergency sarcasm, these mouthy little truth bombs are here for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Friends who appreciate a well-timed F-bomb\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Coworkers who are barely hanging on\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Birthdays, breakups, bad days, and existential crises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anyone operating at 3% battery and white-hot rage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes \"Thinking of You\" just doesn't cut it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoxed Set includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 folded greeting cards (Everybody Sucks, Holy Shit, Hell No, Well Shit, Zero Fucks Given, Son of a Bitch, Fuck This Shit, Total Shit Show)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 Kraft envelopes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCards printed on thick bright white heavy cardstock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Words on Things","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48819140755648,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/1805\/2717\/files\/swearycardswithnewenvelope.png?v=1786830793","url":"https:\/\/www.wordsonthings.co\/products\/sweary-greeting-cards","provider":"Words on Things","version":"1.0","type":"link"}