Sweary Greeting Cards

We get it. The world is on fire.

Some days you journal.
Some days you jog.
Some days you pour a glass of wine, grab a card that says EVERYBODY SUCKS, and embrace the chaos.

This unapologetically honest set of 8 greeting cards was created for people who are fresh out of "we go high" energy. Inside, you'll find a collection of delightfully inappropriate, brutally honest typographic cards for those pent-up, burnt-out, over-it moods we usually reserve for our shrinks and besties.

Whether you're sending a perfectly timed HELL NO, sharing a little emotional support with a fellow exhausted human, or simply stocking your desk with emergency sarcasm, these mouthy little truth bombs are here for you.

Perfect for:
• Friends who appreciate a well-timed F-bomb
• Coworkers who are barely hanging on
• Birthdays, breakups, bad days, and existential crises
• Anyone operating at 3% battery and white-hot rage

Because sometimes "Thinking of You" just doesn't cut it.

Boxed Set includes:

• 8 folded greeting cards (Everybody Sucks, Holy Shit, Hell No, Well Shit, Zero Fucks Given, Son of a Bitch, Fuck This Shit, Total Shit Show)
• 8 Kraft envelopes
• Cards printed on thick bright white heavy cardstock